GH General Hospital 11-18-14 ~ FULL EPISODE , (Today Night)
The Pirates of Penzance – Hold Monsters Major-General (Subtitles) No profit is being made. No Copyright infringement intented.
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GH General Hospital 11-18-14 ~ FULL EPISODE , (Today Night)
The Pirates of Penzance – Hold Monsters Major-General (Subtitles) No profit is being made. No Copyright infringement intented.
Video Rating: 4 / 5
Sonny did a noble thing keeping his promise to Michael. And I think it’s
laughable that everyone considers AJ is innocent. AJ is worse then Sonny.
He has done worse things in his life doesn’t he remember all those things?
“cuz Jordan life was in danger….” Umm, it’s “JORDAN’S life.” Goodness,
was the apostrophe not in the script???
When it comes to ELQ someone is always trying to go through Tracy. All year
it’s been about getting ELQ. Come on Tracy don’t you see what’s going on.
THESE LINES ABOUT TJ IS JUST ANNOYING.. I DON’T SEE THE RELEVANCE…
I’ve started to like Obrecht,but yet she gets on my nerves every single
time she brings up Faison.She’s still gonna keep being obsessed with a guy
who never gave a crap about her until the end of time
Hold on, when Sonny killed AJ wasn’t he under the impression that AJ was
trying to hurt Ava?
AJ isn’t dead. Helena has him frozen somewhere waiting to use him as bait
with the rest of her psycho crew
Agent Sloan is so working for the new cartel (Helena, Faison, Madeline, and
Jerry) because they have get Anna out of the way,
thank you, times infinity. Are you able to maybe upload to Daily Motion?
He cut them out of his life does that include joss, dante, krissy, molly,
lucas, bobby? Cause he cant have it both ways
why don’t someone tell Michael to take care of his little sister since he
claims to be the man now
It’s ABOUT TIME MIchael became a
QUARTERMAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not likin this new honest Spencer…he’s boring. We don’t need another
Cameron on GH. Mike’s 180 on the other hand is phenomenal. =)
Check out this video on YouTube:
13:31 LOL U GO MICHAEL!!!
Wonder if A.J. is really dead??? No one really ever dies on GH. They
always return 8 months later
I miss Franco
I love Michael
I am the very model of a scientist salarian
I’ve studied species turian, asari and batarian
I’m quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology)
Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology)
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian…
I am the very model of a scientist salarian!
WHY DOES THIS SOUND SO FAMILAR?! I never watched or even heard of this
clip, nor do I remember any of these verses. HELP ME HERE…
speed at 1.5
you’ll thank me..
It doesn’t matter to me who is singing the part, I am absolutely floored at
the verbal skills needed to carry it off. Bravo, bravo. All hail Gilbert
and Sullivan.
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;a
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news, (bothered for a
rhyme)
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I’m very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur’s and Sir Caradoc’s;
I answer hard acrostics, I’ve a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I’ve heard the music’s din afore, (bothered
for a rhyme)b
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev’ry detail of Caractacus’s uniform:c
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by “mamelon” and “ravelin”,
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin,d
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I’m more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by “commissariat”,
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery –
In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy – (bothered for a
rhyme)
You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.e
For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
When you put 0.5 speed on the fast part it sounded like a drunk old man
trying to sing.
Oh, heck yeah! I’m a lifelong G&S fan.
That xylophone part though!!!!!
Original rap god. Eminem ain’t got nothing on Major-General!
Did family guy bring us here…
Rap God’s ancestor.
I think that just made my heart-rate skyrocket. Holy crap.. o_o;
Family guy brought me here lol
I am the very model of a modern major general (mumble mumble mumble) With
the eggs on top!
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;a
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news, (bothered for a
rhyme)
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I’m very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur’s and Sir Caradoc’s;
I answer hard acrostics, I’ve a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I’ve heard the music’s din afore, (bothered
for a rhyme)b
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev’ry detail of Caractacus’s uniform:c
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by “mamelon” and “ravelin”,
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin,d
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I’m more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by “commissariat”,
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery –
In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy – (bothered for a
rhyme)
You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.e
For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
Veggietales brought me here
Tb in 30 years
THE MAKERS OF THIS DESERVE TO BE SHOT!
Why? THEY SKIPPED A VERSE! NOBODY RUINS GILBERT AND SULLIVAN! THEY WERE THE
BEST THING SINCE THE INTERNET!
So this is where The Animaniacs got “Cartoon Individual” I love it.
TotalBiscuit sent me here.
You know this song is kinda dated. I’m gonna add my own verse:
I can fire at a target and hit it at least half the time,
or graph out an electron path while using only numbers prime,
I calculate the fall rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards,
and perforate the thick heads of a hundred military guards.
I can make a simulation of an atom bomb and build one too,
or flank a dozen men and ambush ten of them out of the blue,
from SMGs to RPGs I carry quite an arsenal,
and skip around a war-zone like a subatomic particle.
every solider out here wants to kill me for my curiosity,
I wage war on the whole damn world because of my tenacity,
in matters combat tactical and physics theoretical I am the very model of a
modern major general.
This is an awful version
That’s Linda Rondstat (before she became a pig) and Kevin Kline!
they left out a verse in the song:
then I can write a washing bill in babelonic cuneiform … etc,.
One of my favorite Pirates of Penzance numbers. I’m practicing my Modern
Major
General soliloquy for the Bridge regulars next year. I practice with
marbles in my
mouth to develop the muscles. Great exercise, but one should be alone, or
the
neighbors will be looking funny at you.
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;a
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news, (bothered for a
rhyme)
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I’m very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur’s and Sir Caradoc’s;
I answer hard acrostics, I’ve a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I’ve heard the music’s din afore, (bothered
for a rhyme)b
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev’ry detail of Caractacus’s uniform:c
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by “mamelon” and “ravelin”,
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin,d
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I’m more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by “commissariat”,
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery –
In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy – (bothered for a
rhyme)
You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.e
For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General