GH General Hospital 11-18-14 ~ FULL EPISODE , (Today Night)

The Pirates of Penzance – Hold Monsters Major-General (Subtitles) No profit is being made. No Copyright infringement intented.
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44 Responses to “General Hospital 11/18/14 Full Episode , (Today Night) – GH 11-18-14”

  • foreverteamdamon:

    Sonny did a noble thing keeping his promise to Michael. And I think it’s
    laughable that everyone considers AJ is innocent. AJ is worse then Sonny.
    He has done worse things in his life doesn’t he remember all those things?

  • Genesislinx:

    “cuz Jordan life was in danger….” Umm, it’s “JORDAN’S life.” Goodness,
    was the apostrophe not in the script???

  • Staci:

    When it comes to ELQ someone is always trying to go through Tracy. All year
    it’s been about getting ELQ. Come on Tracy don’t you see what’s going on.

  • Brenda Joseph:

    THESE LINES ABOUT TJ IS JUST ANNOYING.. I DON’T SEE THE RELEVANCE…

  • TeamForwood:

    I’ve started to like Obrecht,but yet she gets on my nerves every single
    time she brings up Faison.She’s still gonna keep being obsessed with a guy
    who never gave a crap about her until the end of time

  • Karolyn Downs:

    Hold on, when Sonny killed AJ wasn’t he under the impression that AJ was
    trying to hurt Ava?

  • Janelle Tucker:

    AJ isn’t dead. Helena has him frozen somewhere waiting to use him as bait
    with the rest of her psycho crew

  • diana dowie:

    Agent Sloan is so working for the new cartel (Helena, Faison, Madeline, and
    Jerry) because they have get Anna out of the way,

  • Corvette Lynn:

    thank you, times infinity. Are you able to maybe upload to Daily Motion? 

  • jacarly98:

    He cut them out of his life does that include joss, dante, krissy, molly,
    lucas, bobby? Cause he cant have it both ways

  • Shaterica Simmons:

    why don’t someone tell Michael to take care of his little sister since he
    claims to be the man now

  • John TX:

    It’s ABOUT TIME MIchael became a
    QUARTERMAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jane Paige:

    Not likin this new honest Spencer…he’s boring. We don’t need another
    Cameron on GH. Mike’s 180 on the other hand is phenomenal. =)

  • Ghislaine Sanon:

    Check out this video on YouTube:

  • Zen Gotti:

    13:31 LOL U GO MICHAEL!!!

  • Blueskytoday:

    Wonder if A.J. is really dead??? No one really ever dies on GH. They
    always return 8 months later

  • neepl8:

    I miss Franco

  • anna Jones:

    I love Michael

  • tachikoma747:

    I am the very model of a scientist salarian
    I’ve studied species turian, asari and batarian
    I’m quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology)
    Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology)
    My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian…
    I am the very model of a scientist salarian!

  • SnipSnapParodies:

    WHY DOES THIS SOUND SO FAMILAR?! I never watched or even heard of this
    clip, nor do I remember any of these verses. HELP ME HERE…

  • skypjuh:

    speed at 1.5
    you’ll thank me..

  • gurka321:

    It doesn’t matter to me who is singing the part, I am absolutely floored at
    the verbal skills needed to carry it off. Bravo, bravo. All hail Gilbert
    and Sullivan.

  • Bill Ries-Knight:

    I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
    I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
    From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;a
    I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
    I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
    About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news, (bothered for a
    rhyme)
    With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
    I’m very good at integral and differential calculus;
    I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
    I know our mythic history, King Arthur’s and Sir Caradoc’s;
    I answer hard acrostics, I’ve a pretty taste for paradox,
    I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
    In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
    I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
    I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
    Then I can hum a fugue of which I’ve heard the music’s din afore, (bothered
    for a rhyme)b
    And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
    Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
    And tell you ev’ry detail of Caractacus’s uniform:c
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
    In fact, when I know what is meant by “mamelon” and “ravelin”,
    When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin,d
    When such affairs as sorties and surprises I’m more wary at,
    And when I know precisely what is meant by “commissariat”,
    When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
    When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery –
    In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy – (bothered for a
    rhyme)
    You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.e
    For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury,
    Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
    But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General

  • omegahakim123:

    When you put 0.5 speed on the fast part it sounded like a drunk old man
    trying to sing.

  • Daisy Brambletoes:

    Oh, heck yeah! I’m a lifelong G&S fan.

  • Cameron Chandler:

    That xylophone part though!!!!!

  • Jesse Holdren:

    Original rap god. Eminem ain’t got nothing on Major-General! 

  • Sombra:

    Did family guy bring us here…

  • Sofa King:

    Rap God’s ancestor.

  • otakuploader:

    I think that just made my heart-rate skyrocket. Holy crap.. o_o;

  • Raheem Robinson:

    Family guy brought me here lol

  • Lone Wanderer:

    I am the very model of a modern major general (mumble mumble mumble) With
    the eggs on top!

  • John Colby:

    I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
    I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
    From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;a
    I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
    I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
    About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news, (bothered for a
    rhyme)
    With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
    I’m very good at integral and differential calculus;
    I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
    I know our mythic history, King Arthur’s and Sir Caradoc’s;
    I answer hard acrostics, I’ve a pretty taste for paradox,
    I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
    In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
    I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
    I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
    Then I can hum a fugue of which I’ve heard the music’s din afore, (bothered
    for a rhyme)b
    And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
    Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
    And tell you ev’ry detail of Caractacus’s uniform:c
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
    In fact, when I know what is meant by “mamelon” and “ravelin”,
    When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin,d
    When such affairs as sorties and surprises I’m more wary at,
    And when I know precisely what is meant by “commissariat”,
    When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
    When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery –
    In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy – (bothered for a
    rhyme)
    You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.e
    For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury,
    Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
    But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General

  • Heinz Doofenshmirtz:

    Veggietales brought me here

  • stevenisminecraft:

    Tb in 30 years

  • CreeperOnYourHouse:

    THE MAKERS OF THIS DESERVE TO BE SHOT!

    Why? THEY SKIPPED A VERSE! NOBODY RUINS GILBERT AND SULLIVAN! THEY WERE THE
    BEST THING SINCE THE INTERNET!

  • whatwhat98:

    So this is where The Animaniacs got “Cartoon Individual” I love it.
    TotalBiscuit sent me here.

  • Zjackel17:

    You know this song is kinda dated. I’m gonna add my own verse:

    I can fire at a target and hit it at least half the time,
    or graph out an electron path while using only numbers prime,
    I calculate the fall rate of a bullet shot a thousand yards,
    and perforate the thick heads of a hundred military guards.

    I can make a simulation of an atom bomb and build one too,
    or flank a dozen men and ambush ten of them out of the blue,
    from SMGs to RPGs I carry quite an arsenal,
    and skip around a war-zone like a subatomic particle.

    every solider out here wants to kill me for my curiosity,
    I wage war on the whole damn world because of my tenacity,
    in matters combat tactical and physics theoretical I am the very model of a
    modern major general.

  • James Walton:

    This is an awful version

  • HailAnts:

    That’s Linda Rondstat (before she became a pig) and Kevin Kline!

  • TheNinerion:

    they left out a verse in the song:
    then I can write a washing bill in babelonic cuneiform … etc,.

  • Frederick Coots:

    One of my favorite Pirates of Penzance numbers. I’m practicing my Modern
    Major
    General soliloquy for the Bridge regulars next year. I practice with
    marbles in my
    mouth to develop the muscles. Great exercise, but one should be alone, or
    the
    neighbors will be looking funny at you.

  • Bill Ries-Knight:

    I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
    I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
    From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;a
    I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
    I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
    About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news, (bothered for a
    rhyme)
    With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
    I’m very good at integral and differential calculus;
    I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
    I know our mythic history, King Arthur’s and Sir Caradoc’s;
    I answer hard acrostics, I’ve a pretty taste for paradox,
    I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
    In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
    I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
    I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
    Then I can hum a fugue of which I’ve heard the music’s din afore, (bothered
    for a rhyme)b
    And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
    Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
    And tell you ev’ry detail of Caractacus’s uniform:c
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
    In fact, when I know what is meant by “mamelon” and “ravelin”,
    When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin,d
    When such affairs as sorties and surprises I’m more wary at,
    And when I know precisely what is meant by “commissariat”,
    When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
    When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery –
    In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy – (bothered for a
    rhyme)
    You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.e
    For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury,
    Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
    But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General

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